At any one
time we all know at least one person who’s looking for love and who feels their
life isn’t quite complete without that all too important “special someone”.
Several of
my friends in this situation – both male and female – spend an awful lot of
time, not to mention money, on looking their very best and the majority are
plucked and moisturised to within an inch of their lives. It’s the everlasting quest to look as fabulous
as possible “just in case” they bump into Mr/Miss Right whilst wrestling with
the ready meal for one freezer cabinet in the local Sainsburys. I’m always being told “well you never know”……..
However, there
is one thing that sometimes slips because today’s singletons spend such a lot
of time at work and then tend to play hard or spend time in the gym (insert
self-improvement venue of choice here – for me it would be more likely to be
the nail bar!). That one thing is the
state of their homes!
According to
recent research, a massive 63% of single folk in the Tonbridge area would not
go on a second date with someone if they had seen that their house was a tip. Imagine that, you’ve been gazing into a new
paramour’s eyes over a plate of seared scallops and then go back to his for a night cap........ only to be presented with a chipped mug bearing this morning’s coffee tide mark
and you can’t find room on the sofa for pizza boxes and old copies of Top Gear
magazine. It would put you off.
Same for the
chaps too – a male friend of mine is always deterred when he visits the
bathroom at a potential girlfriend’s only to find bras and knickers hanging
from the shower rail and a toothpaste tube that hasn't seen its lid since they left
Superdrug together. It’s a definite turn
off for him and you have to assume he can’t be alone in that.
And let’s
face it, we ladies are terribly judgemental about each too. In a survey conducted
by Molly Maid, the UK’s leading domestic cleaning company, a whopping 70% of
women judge others on the cleanliness of their homes. In addition to that, 19% of women equated untidiness to laziness and 13% even think it’s indicative of poor personal
hygiene.
The same survey revealed that a massive 75% of respondents wouldn’t go
to a friend’s home for dinner if they knew the kitchen was a stranger to anti-bac
spray and the floor was often sporting a sticky coat. Yeeeuch!
In fact, 50% of people would worry about picking up some nasty germs and
will seemingly disregard the old “a little bit of dirt don’t hurt” mantra. I guess one (wo)man’s “little bit of dirt” is
another’s OCD trigger point.
Oddly enough, over half of us wouldn’t want to appear rude though if we
were given dirty plates or cutlery
and we wouldn’t say a word! I think that’s
a Brit thing though and our collective psyche is probably best left for another
blog.
And regardless of whether your house is just a little bit grubby or ready
for Channel 4’s Declutter Divas to visit, you’ll not be able to keep it a
secret. Over a half of all men in Tonbridge have
gossiped about the state of a friend’s home, joking that they tripped over mess. On this, the chaps are bigger tell-tales, as less
than a third of women would talk behind a friend’s back about their untidy home.
The really houseproud among us may shudder at the thought of a friend’s
child assaulting your cream rug (I can’t be the only one to have noticed that
small children, biscuits and pale coloured soft furnishings are naturally drawn
towards each other like iron filings to a magnet…..?) but consider it the other
way round. Would you take small children
into a house you thought wasn’t quite up to your own hygiene standards? Back to the good burghers of Tonbridge: 65% of people would not let their children play round a dirty house and of
the parents that would, over a fifth would give their kids anti-bacterial wipes
to keep clean.
The overall message here is that if you want a love life and a social
life that involves friends and family, then it’s really important to keep your
home clean and inviting. Your visitors
will only make allowances for your long working hours for so long and
preferring to spend your time on making yourself look good at the cost of your
home is an absolute no-no! No one cares
how white your teeth are if your vacuum cleaner hasn’t seen the light of day
since 2008.
If the thought of maintaining a clean and comfortable home daunts you,
maybe it’s time to get a cleaner. Having
a professional in a few times a month can make all the difference and will
probably make you feel better about yourself too.
Who knows, next time you invite someone in they may be making a mental
note that they’d like to spend more time with you in your home and not
wondering how best to make a polite escape!
